Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the Spitz?

German for sharp, as in a tip or a point, but usually translated as pointy.

Person 1: "ACCH! DIESER BLEISTIFTSPITZE IS SPITZ!"

(OUCH! THAT PENCIL TIP IS POINTY!)
Person 2: "Was hast du erwartet?"

(What did you expect?)

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the Spitz - video


The Spitz - what is it?

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.

SPITZ Condition:
When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: I don't know, both I guess.
Warren: from outside Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!
- Something about Mary

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What does "the Spitz" mean?

sunflower seed brand, they come in sunflower and pumpkin seeds.

what do you keep spitting out?

spitz sunflower shells, im eatin sunflower seeds.

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The Spitz - what does it mean?

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)

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The Spitz - meaning

The Spitz (or spits) is when a shot doesn't land well and you start to salivate a lot cause your body wants to throw it up but you just keep spitting till the feeling passes

(coined by molly kinahan)

"damn where's your sink? that shot gave me the spitz"

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The Spitz - definition

v. to ejaculate violently

n. semen

Based on the indiscretions of NYS governor Elliot Spitzer...

"Oh...oh mah God...I'm gonna spitz!"

"Holy shit, there's spitz everywhere"

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The Spitz - slang

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

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The Spitz

A Term originated at Sherman Oaks Center for Enriched Studies (or SOCES) in Tarzana Ca. Refers to ones ability to flirt. Often used hand in hand with splatata. One can be "spitting game" or "having all the spitz". One who has spitz is referred to as a spitter.

Friend: Yo Chris, Mah dude, I saw you spitting game over there with Megan.

Chris: Haha, ya dude I really like her.

Friend: This guy, you got all the spitz bro.

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The Spitz

to give blowjob

yo u givin the spitz”?

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The Spitz

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.

Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!

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