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What is the Spanish Inquisition?
It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...
People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
the Spanish Inquisition - video
The Spanish Inquisition - what is it?
nobody expects it
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
What does "the Spanish Inquisition" mean?
Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
The Spanish Inquisition - what does it mean?
No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
The Spanish Inquisition - meaning
"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"
The Spanish Inquisition - definition
Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
The Spanish Inquisition - slang
when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.
Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
The Spanish Inquisition
No one expects it.
Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
The Spanish Inquisition
1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...
2) What nobody expects.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
The Spanish Inquisition
In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"