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What is the Rule of Three?
A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
the Rule of Three - video
The Rule of Three - what is it?
A common thing that appears in video games.In order to get the next objective the player must destroy,kill,talk,conquer...etc. three things.
"Kill the Elite Three in order the pass the gate"
"Rule of three cliché strikes again"
What does "the Rule of Three" mean?
Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.
Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?
Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?
The Rule of Three - what does it mean?
When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.
Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.
The Rule of Three - meaning
A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)
Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."
Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."
The Rule of Three - definition
1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.
2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective
Example 1
Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?
Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!
Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.
Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...
Example 2
The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales
The Rule of Three - slang
Bosses in Video Games that take 3 hits to beat
Bowser in most Mario games go off the Rule of Three so he's easy to beat
The Rule of Three
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.
The Rule of Three
If a female hits a man 3 times the man is allowed to hit back.
"Bro why'd you hit her? You can't do that."
"Well I followed the Rule of Three."
The Rule of Three
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.