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What is the Postage Stamp?
Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.
WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!
the Postage Stamp - video
The Postage Stamp - what is it?
Toilet paper!
Please see Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
What does "the Postage Stamp" mean?
Slang term for going down on a girl.
"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.
The Postage Stamp - what does it mean?
To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight Iām gonna lick her postage stamp.
The Postage Stamp - meaning
hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.
The Postage Stamp - definition
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
The Postage Stamp - slang
When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.
Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
The Postage Stamp
When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet
OR, used in the present tense
Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
The Postage Stamp
any sexual act that involves licking and sticking
i got postage stamped in the ear last night
The Postage Stamp
The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."