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What is the Octopus?
1. An afro after it has gotten wet
2. An awesome creature under the sea.
"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"
On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!
the Octopus - video
The Octopus - what is it?
A cat that only has one life left.
This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.
What does "the Octopus" mean?
The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.
She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.
The Octopus - what does it mean?
Someone who is a coward or pussy to an extreme degree (i.e. a pussy to the exponential power of 8)
"Eek! A ladybug just landed on me!!"
"Dude, seriously? You're such an octopus."
The Octopus - meaning
It's an ocean fish with eight arms.
Look Dave! It's an octopus
The Octopus - definition
When a girl is getting Double Vaginal Double Anal while also sucking two cocks and jacking off an additional 2. In total 8 dicks 1 woman.
The Octopus, when one chick gets 8 dicks!
The Octopus - slang
A guy who repeatedly trying to touch a girl despite her not wanting or inviting it.
He puts his hand on the back of her neck, she shrugs it off then seconds later he tries to put arm around her waist.
She feels harassed and tells him to f*ck right off
"Dude tried to put is arm around my waist in the gallery. I told him to back off then seconds later he tries it again. It's like fending off an octopus"
The Octopus
An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense
"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"
The Octopus
A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.
That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.
That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.
The Octopus
A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.
Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.