Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the Moby Dick?

A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.

Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

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the Moby Dick - video

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The Moby Dick - what is it?

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

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What does "the Moby Dick" mean?

An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.

50 CENTS DRUM MACHINE IS TIGHT YO!!! FOR SHIZZLE!!!
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.

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The Moby Dick - what does it mean?

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

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The Moby Dick - meaning

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

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The Moby Dick - definition

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

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The Moby Dick - slang

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !

I'm gonna give you the moby dick

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The Moby Dick

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

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The Moby Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

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The Moby Dick

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

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