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What is Moby Dick?
A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me
Person 2: you have to moby dick him!
Moby Dick - video
Moby Dick - what is it?
When you nut in a girls mouth and she lies down (face up) and spurts it out of her mouth.
Dude I was really horny but my girl didn't wanna swallow so she did a Moby Dick
What does "Moby Dick" mean?
When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.
One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad
Moby Dick - what does it mean?
a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.
James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.
Moby Dick - meaning
You are performing anal sex on a girl, you pull out, and she farts. It is like a blow hole.
Last night she did the Moby Dick.
Moby Dick - definition
A man with a shaved pubic region. It refers to the musician Moby in regard to his bald head in relation to the hairless dick and balls.
"Ted was alright, but when I gave him head my mouth kept getting so full of pubic hair!"
"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."
Moby Dick - slang
A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.
I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.
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When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"
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Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
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It's a book...
Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.