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What is the Hartley?
Term used to describe a teenager who lives in Texas who, under a number of different scenarios is probably the most unintelligable person that can be met (in Texas). A Hartley can be anyone who brags about how Modern Warfare 2 just came out but then not even buy it seeing as how the individual doesn't have a gaming system to play said game on. It can also be someone who goes to a Catholic school and gets on the wrestling team but then quits on the first day of practice to go play tennis instead because the person deems it too difficult to participate in said wrestling. Another way to describe a "Hartley" is anyone who has a father that's a laywer that will try to sue you for something that you technically can't even be fined for. Yet again, a "Hartley" is also someone who will have no concern for themselves or others regardless of the situation. Also a "Hartley" can be someone who relentlessly rants about his/her religious beliefs, enough to a point that the people listening to the Hartley will have the desire to tear out their eardrums (even if the people listening have the same religion as the Hartley that is ranting).
So my friend and I were at Walmart to pick up some stuff. And when we were getting close to the register to purchase our groceries, a random dude came up to us and at the top of his lungs yelled, "MAN THAT WRESTLING STUFF WAS TOO HARD, SO I WENT TO GO PLAY TENNIS INSTEAD!!!".
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
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The Hartley - what is it?
A retarded person, has something terribly wrong with them and is very Ugly.
Do you see that person over there, Wow they are such a Hartley
What does "the Hartley" mean?
A big asshole who is a total idiot. Hartley would be described as a ugly whining baby who would suck any guys dick
Look at that ugly person over there, he is such a Hartley
The Hartley - what does it mean?
i heard you got with a hartley?
total waste of my time. the thing was no bigger than 3 inches, i couldn't wait for it to be over... luckily it only lasted 10 seconds.
The Hartley - meaning
Hartleys are old men who flirt with underaged girls
OMG eww hartley is SUCH a perv he was totally checking me out in pe
The Hartley - definition
Hartley, a black guy with a giant ass cock, funny, and plays video games
OMG hartley your cock is so bigg fuck me some more
The Hartley - slang
Hartley is a very interesting person, he can be light and loving and at times can be dark and evil, he will always have your back no matter what and will always be there for you when in need, he is a very tall and lengthy and has the ability to do inhumane things, hartley is a family man and will take care of them when I’m need, he is a lover and a fighter, he will take care of his girl and treat her with the respect and love she deserves, he also has a huge cock so lock your grandma’s, mom’s, aunt’s, and daughters up cause he will slay them.
Hartley is real man.
The Hartley
Hartley is a boy who likes to play sports and be around friends. He likes so show off sometimes. Hartley’s are very bubbly and loveable.
Hartley is too cool for school
The Hartley
This is a term used to describe the act of ripping a chicks tits off with just bare hands, similar to the bobbit, but this fine move should be reserved for only the most skanky of women.
Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
I gave her The Hartley
The Hartley
An outgoing, beautiful, wise young lady who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her laugh is contagious. Her smile is sweet. Her eyes shine. A Hartley makes mistakes, but learns from them. She is a leader, not a follower. Boys practically drool over her beauty; yet she does not know how beautiful she truly is, inside and out. Her sweet/ funny/ caring/ yet sarcastic personality makes her a very likable girl. Any young man would be lucky to have a Hartley. He may not see it, but once he has her... He is never going to want her to leave. Hartleys really are amazing.
Wow, she's perfect. She must be a Hartley.