What is the Groucho Marx?

Similar to the dirty sanchez, the Groucho Marx takes this ever popular anal move one step further. With the Groucho Marx, one takes his shit covered finger and applies a heavy coat of fecal matter to his lovely lady friends' eyebrows and then in the same move takes his shit covered dick giving her a poo-stache. After your gal has achieved the full Groucho Marx look, the gentleman can proudly exclaim "A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke!"

"You think my girl looked good with a dirty sanchez? Wait till ya see when I Groucho Marx'd her!"

"Honey, I'm not in the mood for all the Marx brothers, do you think tonight you can just Groucho Marx me?"

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the Groucho Marx - video

The Groucho Marx - what is it?

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

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What does "the Groucho Marx" mean?

This is basically a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and Snorkel Gear, nuff said.

I gave that bitch the ol' Groucho Marx.

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The Groucho Marx - what does it mean?

Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.

It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.

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The Groucho Marx - meaning

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

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The Groucho Marx - definition

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.

Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.

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The Groucho Marx - slang

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?

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