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What is the George Washington?
An act of sexual congress in which a man takes a virgin home and (trading in an ax for a much harder tool), destroys her cherry tree.
Before finishing, the man pulls out and lets loose a cum eruption on the former virgin's head. Lastly, he tosses a handful of baby powder on her hair, which combines with the baby juice to take on the look of a powdered wig.
"Man, that's probably not the way Joe's sister thought she'd lose her virginity, but I think she mostly enjoyed the George Washington I gave her this weekend."
the George Washington - video
The George Washington - what is it?
*Born of relatively average status, but married up (as his Father had done)
*Was very concerned with obtaining status/prestige
*Led a Virginia militia in the French and Indian War (mainly in hopes of receiving a commission in the British Army)
*General of the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War
*1st president, served two four year terms
*Was addressed as "His Excellency"
*Iconic figure, considered by men like Jefferson, Adams, Franklin to be the most important Founding Father
*Was highly revered by contemporaries, and this exalted status helped maintain the United States in its first chaotic years of government.
*Was more of a Federalist (central government authority, national bank, standing army) than a Jeffersonian Republican (revolutionary vision of country, agrarian republic, states' rights)
*Wasn't scared of bullets
*Had smallpox at age 19
*His actions in preventing the spread of smallpox in the Continental Army are considered by historians to be his greatest military achievement (as disease was rampant, controlled inoculations saved thousands of men)
*6'2''
*Very athletic
*Usually seen with his black friend, both having superb mastery of riding horses.
*Based on cultural attitudes, if present day Americans actually read some of his letters, they would consider him to be something of a Nancy Fancypants
"That in the parlor must, I should think, stand as it does; not so much on account of the wainscotting, which I think must be altered (on account of the door leading into the new building), as on account of the chimney piece and the manner of its fronting into the room...In short, I would have the whole executed in a masterly manner."
--George Washington, letter to Mt. Vernon, Sept. 30, 1776 (a few days before the British landing at Throg's Neck in NY)
What does "the George Washington" mean?
The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.
George Washington was fierce.
The George Washington - what does it mean?
The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.
George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.
The George Washington - meaning
the most badass person to ever live, only rivaled by alexander the great.
could crush a wallnut between two fingers.
rode past british lines as they reloaded owning most of them with his sword.
george washington ganked the hessians on the delaware
The George Washington - definition
Georgie Washing Machine is the most elite founding father out them all. He is cool beans and Thomas Jefferson can suck it
George Washington kindly kicked King George to the curb
The George Washington - slang
First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.
George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?
Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?
Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?
Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?
Boy: But my mom says....
Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?
Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.
Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.
Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.
Boy: Thanks, bro!
The George Washington
The crazy, awesome general who led the US to its freedom and killed 20000 British. He also became the 1st president.
Did you learn about George Washington?
Yes, he is an awesome guy.
The George Washington
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George Washington, he was our first president and a badass general.
The George Washington
a.) Any transaction using one dollar bills; paying somebody off with one dollar bills.
b.) Any dance commonly performed in urban areas by suburban kids who have no idea how to dance.
c.) the act of snitching; in reference to "I cannot tell a lie."
a.) Greg: I felt so bad yesterday. I had to pay for my burger with a credit card because i didnt have any thing over a $1.
Bill: Dude, next time just do the George Washington.
b.) James: Dude, that kid over there sucks so bad at dancing!
Kareem: I know. Man, hes totally doing the George Washington.
c.) Rudy: Why are we taking out Freddie again?
Bruno: Dunno. But word on the street says he did the George Washington.