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What is the Blizzard?
1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)
Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"
Gal - "erm that's not snow"
or
Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"
Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"
the Blizzard - video
The Blizzard - what is it?
Despite the fact that they're not a mining company, they're always hitting gold.
Dude. You played WoW? Blizzard really struck gold with that.
What does "the Blizzard" mean?
One of the actual best customer service providers for MMO games. No matter how much you complain about them screwing you over, they help a lot more compared to other games.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello,I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
The Blizzard - what does it mean?
A great dessert from Dairy Queen.
This is the first, the original of ice cream desserts. Long before Sonic's Blasts or McDonald's McFlurries, there was the great. The Blizzard is still the best, don't be fooled by the cheap imitations!
The Blizzard - meaning
n. A game company which creates the most addictive award-winning games.
Has created Starcraft and Warcraft universes, and the ever-popular Diablo game.
Hey, look, that game was made by Blizzard.
The Blizzard - definition
A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.
"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"
"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
The Blizzard - slang
Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.
Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”
The Blizzard
Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.
Looks like it's supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let's hunker down and get blizzarded
The Blizzard
The act of farting cocaine onto someone's face.
Let's get a hooker and have her blast a blizzard on us.
The Blizzard
A scumbag company that doesn't give a flying shit what they do to get money .
man we should really boycott Blizzard