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What is Snow Day?
When you are so hung over that you miss work or some important meeting or task that puts your career in jeopardy.
Dude, where the hell where you today....?
I was out til 4 am doing shots for Lea Anne's birthday and took a snow day.
Bryan took a snow day after partying all night and missed an important school board meeting...
Snow Day - video
Snow Day - what is it?
The act of waking your partner up by screaming, "SNOW DAY!" and proceed by ejaculating in his/her face.
Richard: "Wake up Jane, It's a SNOW DAY."
Jane: "Are you serious?!"
Richard: "It is now!" *jizzes on face*
Bob: "Dude, I gave that chick I banged last night a snow day this morning! Then she made me breakfast."
Dylan: "You've got yourself a real winner."
What does "Snow Day" mean?
That day everyone hopes for during the winter.
People in Florida: "Damn, I wish it snowed here!"
People in Ohio: "All this snow, and we don't even get a snow day. wtf"
Snow Day - what does it mean?
I watched Snow Day last night and it was the stupidest movie ever. Chevy Chase was not funny.
Snow Day - meaning
A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.
A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
Snow Day - definition
what you don't get in Tempe AZ in less some miracle of god happens and it snows.
girl 1; I hope it snows so we can have a snow day!!
Girl 2; shut up u idiot. we don't get snow days we get 'oh damn the air conditioner broke we're screwed' days
Snow Day - slang
Term for when you are so hung over and drunk the night before work or school you just say "fuck it" and don't show up.
It's 3 am...we need to head home...
Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...
Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!
Snow Day
The two sweetest words in the english language.
A somewhat rare occurrence in Winter months.
"Yo, there's a snow day tomorrow. Let's sleep ti'l 1 o'clock then go out and throw ice at cars.
"Word! Snow days are the shit!
Snow Day
A day in which schools close because of the fear of being sued by ridiculous parents in the event a bus skids on the ice. Most likely to happen in Eastern Pennsylvania when the first flake of snow falls. Immediately, the schools will call in to the TV Stations to announce their closings. Each school is dependent on one another, for once a school delays or closes, all other schools decide to close as well. A school is also forced to close because otherwise students would be exhausted the next morning because they would be up all night watching the chain reaction of schools canceling, only to find out theirs did not.
"Yes! We got a trace of snow and have a snow day! Haha! My cousin's school is out of the chain reaction of schools and he does not have a snow day. I shall call him during his 3rd period class to tease him."
Snow Day
A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.
Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!
Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.