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What is that's not what she said?
Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best
#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
that's not what she said - video
That's not what she said - what is it?
Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
What does "that's not what she said" mean?
A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke
"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."
That's not what she said - what does it mean?
Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.
Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"
John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."
(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
That's not what she said - meaning
A response to an inappropriate sentence that wasn’t intentionally inappropriate
“Get out of my nook!”
“That’s what she said”
That's not what she said - definition
A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
“Why did you get it so big?”
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
That's not what she said - slang
a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke
simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
That's not what she said
what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
That's not what she said
The most versatile joke on Earth.
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
That's not what she said
The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.
Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.