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What is tetley?

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

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Tetley - what is it?

When someone comes round to your house and drink about 15 brews and talks pure crap.

Oh shit, here comes tetley boy

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What does "tetley" mean?

To show somebody your balls, the colour and shape resembles a Tetley Teabag.

I was on the coach talking to my mate, when Matty says "Hey look at this!" I saw his Tetley Teabag and cringed.

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Tetley - what does it mean?

1. A worldwide known brand of Tea.

2. Slang for;; ecstacy

e.g. Ecssstaccyyy , Tetleyy Teaaa

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Tetley - meaning

amelie is smart but her old age let's her down, commonly known as gramelie, she is an old sole. you will often here here complain about her back or see her riding on her mobility scooter

is that amelie tetley, what a grandma

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Tetley - definition

When Someone Tea Bags Someone While They are Sleeping

Hey, Did you give her Tetley Or Red Rose Last night?

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Tetley - slang

Another name for tea. Mostly used in the UK.

Would you like another cup of tetley mate?

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Tetley

A moist flavorsome fart.

That fart was a right Tetley. "let the flavor flood out"

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Tetley

An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.

Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.

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