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What is telf?The practice of opening a packet of crisps by separating 3 of the four sides and then laying them on the table for the communal enjoyment of everyone in the vicinity. Usually undertaken in a public house setting. I'm going to "do a Telf" with my ready salted crisps telf - meme giftelf - videoTelf - what is it?A excessive cheese eater. Someone who eat's full blocks of cheese, often with your bare hands "What are you doing eating that block of cheese with your bare ahnds?! Stop beig such a Telf. Go get a knife." What does "telf" mean?Telfs (plural) (Man walks in to Telford bus station) Telf - what does it mean?A Telf is basically a Chav or Townie from Telford. They squeeze about 8 to 10 of themselves in a Nova and drive round car parks with shit hip-hop music playing very loud. They also hang out in the middle of the ice rink but just stand there shouting abuse instead of actually skating. Incidently, Telford has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the whole of Britain. 'I hate all fucking Telfs!' Telf - meaninga telf is a short name for a telfer, a name given to a angry, raving drunkard scotsman, who doesnt know his right from his left look at that Telf running down the road, drunk, shouting insults at people Telf - definitionA regional variant of chav or scally, deriving from a shortened version of 'Telford', an economically depressed new town in Shropshire. It has all the connotations of chav, but also implies a thick Shropshire accent, characterised by a rapid sing-song delivery and words such as 'munna' for 'must not, 'wunna' for 'don't want to' and 'Shoobree' for 'Shrewsbury'. In South Shropshire (e.g. Ludlow and Craven Arms) the term 'twarn' is sometimes used instead. The train from Birmingham is OK after Wellington, it's where all the telfs get off. Telf - slangcan mean good or bad. "thats a telfs of a CD", "It's TelfsTASTIC" Telf"fuck off, ur a telf" |
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