Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Wellington?

Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".

Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."

-later on-

Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"

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Wellington - video


Wellington - what is it?

The last drop of urine that inevitably, no matter how much you shake, ends up in your underpants.

"You have a wet patch on your new rad briefs"

"Yeah i had a slash over there and i got a Wellington"

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What does "Wellington" mean?

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.

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Wellington - what does it mean?

place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.

Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.

Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.

Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.

Without the first-class rugby.

Right.

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Wellington - meaning

Wellington is a name given to sons of nobles , sons of wealthy families. Wellingtons are generally thoughtful extremely euphoric , interact a lot with people and are good listeners , very atractive and good boyfriends

“Hi Wellington, how are you
Can you be my Boyfriend Wellington?”

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Wellington - definition

The act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.

Female 1: Last night he gave me a Wellington.

Female 2: What? No titty or ass grabbing, whatsoever?

Female 1: Nope, just a straight Wellington.

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Wellington - slang

Capital city of New Zealand, also known as Wellywood due to it being the home of Weta Studios (special effects geni behind Lord of the Rings and King Kong).

Wellington has some of the coolest graffiti in the world due to its political nature.

Lots of hills, good for keeping pedestrians fit.

My thighs are so toned coz I just spent 2 weeks making a short film in Wellington

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Wellington

The capital of New Zealand. Not as preppy as Christchurch but not as stuck up as Auckland. Population is over 400,000. The weather is very harsh especially the wind. Probably well known for the beehive and the fact that their rugby team gets their ass kicked by every single time.

Aucklander: Holy shit i just saw a cow fly past me!!
Wellingtonian: Meh...

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Wellington

The Capital of New Zealand. known as the coolest little Capital in the World. Often windy and stunning on a good day

boring Person: I live in a capital city
coolest person: I live in Wellington NZ

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Wellington

the place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson were too off their faces to remember they weren't supposed to act like boyfriends out in the open. A video in a terrible quality exists, though it is said to be recorded on a phone from before the dinosaurs were extinct. The video shows Louis and Harry singing, Louis going for a kiss and Harry hugging him instead because they were of course in public, and Louis screaming 'BOYFRIEND'. Blessed day for the gays.

*legendary larrie holding up a sign*
Liam, on stage: "Investigate Wellington"? What is that?

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