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What is teen mom?
Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.
"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -
teen mom - video
Teen mom - what is it?
Here is a list of requirements to check if your white trash. If you answer yes to more than five you are white trash
Sexually active and trying to get pregnant at the age of 14
Use social media to tell lies
Wear clothes that are to tight for you
Post clevage shot on social Media and ask how pretty her baby is.
Has no education
Has no job
Has no drivers license
Has no friends except for people they have never met but except a friend request on Facebook
Uses the amount of friends they have on Facebook to feel popular
Spends all day on them self instead of raising their baby
Blames everyone for their shitty life
Still lives at home with a baby and spouse and allows parents to support them.
If they have a stripper name like sparkle or Destany
Did you see Destany I think she is a white trash teen mom.
What does "teen mom" mean?
A female under 21 Especially 10-20 that had 1+ children
She was a teen mom at 19
Teen mom - what does it mean?
Where the girl is taking it like a champ on her back, and just as the guy is about to go, he punches her directly in the stomach, and simultaneously blows it inside of her.
Bill: "Hey Tom! Did you hook up with Sally last night?"
Tom: "You bet i did! I Teen Mom'd her skank ass too!"
Bill: "You're the gnarliest dude i know."
Teen mom - meaning
The loveliest realist people you can possibly ever meet, who love to live life to the fullest and don’t regret anything, it may be hard sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end as they have something other teenagers have for example a child, someone to always be their for and be a role model for, but sometimes it’s difficult so don’t get pregnant on purpose but support teen moms out their already you never know when they might need it. :)
Guy to girl: that girl is a whore as she is only 16 and is pregnant so she’s a teen mom
Girl to guy: I bet you she is already done with prejudice opinions and is probably the nicest person you will ever meet.
Guy to girl: sorry..
Teen mom - definition
intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
Teen mom - slang
A Female adolescent that has had a child
"Freya's just become a teen mom because of ralph!"
Teen mom
A reality show that features the life and times of teen aged women that had children at a young age...Most (thankfully not all) are nothing but lazy-assed rancid party sluts that don't realize what planet they reside on, let alone the fact that they have children...
Did you see Teen Mom last night? The bitch featured was a loser...