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What is teds?
Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.
Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.
However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...
Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."
Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*
Warning Signs of a Ted:
-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.
-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."
-He drives an Acura.
-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.
-He is a software developer.
-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.
Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."
You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?
Ashley - "No."
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teds - video
Teds - what is it?
Final boss of TED Talks.When you listen every talk,you can finally listen him.
Friend 1:When Δ± can listen Ted himself talk.
Friend 2:You have to listen every show first.
What does "teds" mean?
Ted gets wasted everyday and he banged a chick at work.
Teds - what does it mean?
A true soul mate! Very loyal, and a true man who provides for his family and is a Knight in shining armor. He defends his Lord, and all that he loves. Friend, lover, and ass kicker!!
If he ever thought his Princess was being lured or bated he would prepare for war. To see a guy defend his LOVE, you'd say.... OH MY.... That man is such a Loyal Lover, he's an awesome , one of a kind Ted. Yep, that is, my Teddy Boy.
Teds - meaning
He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.
Teds - definition
Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below
DOB:1972-02-07
Race:Lizard
Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in
Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted: 1 March 2022
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Oh god did you hear about Mia.
No, what happened.
Sheβs keeping Ted Ted as a pet.
Oh god.
Teds - slang
Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
Teds
Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals
kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty
score teds
swollen teds
Teds
A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.
Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?
I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!
Broheim has some dank-ass teds.
Teds
tits or boobs that are as big as human heads
Bob: "Damn dude jessica got some nice pair of teds."
James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."