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What is swollness?

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.

Megan thought she was swoll and decided to pose like the Hulk; complete fail.

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Swollness - what is it?

Instead of trolling someone's facebook page, this is the act of swolling it. To spam a friend(s) page with multiple phrases like "got swole? too swole. too much swole" repeatedly.

Friend 1. "Bro I was up swolling your page last night"

Friend 2. "I know. I got like 17 notifications."

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What does "swollness" mean?

Term used to describe someone with considerable and evident musculature. Not to be confused with cut, meaning someone is very defined but not necessarily swoll.

Did you see Lou Ferrigno over there? Guy's fucking SWOLL!

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Swollness - what does it mean?

A dish made primarly in jail/prison consisting of a base usually of ramen noodles infused with cheese, cornchips, sausage, chili, tuna, etc.

Hey man, wanna throw in on this swoll after lockdown tonite?

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Swollness - meaning

To be muscular, jacked, strong etc.

Man, my pockets mo swoll than AC Slater.

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Swollness - definition

In describing a guy, the meaning would be to have muscles, or to have been lifting weights or working out.

When I got out, I was all swolled and my girl really liked it.

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Swollness - slang

very muscular; jacked; ripped

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Swollness

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked

Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up

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Swollness

Ebonics for "Swollen", as in getting "swollen" or "buff" at the gym.

Yo, after a couple months at the Y, i'll be a swoll motherfucka.

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Swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

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