What is swin?

Usually reffered to as the war of all wars, the four swin wars were fought during a period of 5 days in Southern California. After a long day, the four main men involved split into twos and began to attack. Anything they could salvage was used as cover. The main sources of ammunition were jellybeans, frozen power bars, and starbursts. One of the men took a huge dump and clogged the toilet. He said it was like crapping a 2 liter bottle of soda and that he has a good idea of what it's like to be raped now. There were no survivors.

Frank: Dude D-day was a crazy as battle.
Steve: Yeah, but thats nothing compared to The Four Swin Wars of 2006 .

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Swin - what is it?

He will happily drink all the alco at the party, invite himself over at your place and feel as if it’s his own home. Everyone owns him for his mighty SWIN abilities. He can take any shape and form starting from underwater SWIN and finishing off with the business SWIN. Doesn’t bring much use to your life but can always entertain you with his belief that he knows life better than everyone else.

“Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin” - Daniel who takes it up the butthole. SWIN

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What does "swin" mean?

It’s how you claim you’re always ’winning’ but you’ve done it by swindling others.

He has been swinning his entire adult life.

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Swin - what does it mean?

The action of swallowing a man's semen who has eaten pork at some point in their life and having the DNA from the pig meat (swine) incorporate itself into the swallower's DNA