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What is swamp monster?
A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
swamp monster - video
Swamp monster - what is it?
An alcoholic beverage consisting of two thirds rum, usually Captain Morgan's, and one third creek water, preferably of the brackish variety.
Tommy puked his guts out after finishing his Swamp Monster
What does "swamp monster" mean?
Noun redneck for an ugly person.
Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number
Swamp monster - what does it mean?
A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.
Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.
Swamp monster - meaning
Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.
The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''
Swamp monster - definition
The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.
Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!
Swamp monster - slang
When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
Swamp monster
A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.
How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!
Swamp monster
When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.
As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.
Swamp monster
girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster
My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.