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What is swamp-ass?
Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass
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Swamp-ass - what is it?
when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time
"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"
What does "swamp-ass" mean?
An ass that has been sweating due to extreme heat and has hit the perfect ripeness.
Dude, it is so humid that I am brewing some swamp ass right now.
Swamp-ass - what does it mean?
1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.
Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.
joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks
jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.
Swamp-ass - meaning
A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.
"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."
Swamp-ass - definition
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
Swamp-ass - slang
Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.
Man what a good workout, it gave me a mean case of swamp ass.
Swamp-ass
A person who continually farts all day, causing the air around them to be a perpetual stink-cloud.
1. He's a real swamp-ass.
2. Hey, you! Stop being such a swamp-ass!
Swamp-ass
A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.
damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.
Swamp-ass
A boggy, stinking mess that inhabits ones genital area.
Do you smell that??! Smells like swamp-ass in here!