Definder - what does the word mean?

What is surprize?

When you manage to get ballsdeep in a chicks ass then pop your nuts inside and blow a load.

Your sister is so damn hott i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left my nuts in her ass all afternoon.

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Surprize - what is it?

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

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What does "surprize" mean?

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.

(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

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Surprize - what does it mean?

A jolly spin to date rape.

"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

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Surprize - meaning

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

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Surprize - definition

when a man is fucking a girl in the ass and he is ready to cum so he pulls it out and spits on her back so she thinks hes done then she turns around then you blow the load in her face. or can be the brown surprize but using shit or the red surprize where the girl instead of cumming shoots blood on you.

(girl)he drenched me with cum i wasnt expecting it daddy!!!

(father) well sweety next time make sure your ready for the white surprize.

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Surprize - slang

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.

Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.

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Surprize

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.

Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.

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Surprize

a fail way of spelling surprise sex.

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

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Surprize

Something unexpected usually a gift.

JC: Edwin did she Box Your Nob
Ed: Yeah she totally did, I was sitting there at the beach and she came up to me went "Surprize" and totally boxed my nob.
JC: Damn man that's awesome, Jasmine never gave me no surprise, I had to ask in the cinema to get my nob boxed.

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