What is suckage?

A form of fellatio but of a much more powerful magnitude. Legend has it that the suction power of a "suckage" is comparable to a space station in Earth's orbit having a sizable air leak, causing everything within to pull toward this cabin discrepancy.

Aye yo! Last night, Jay Ghee gave me that some of that infamous slimey suckage. She sucked the meat right off my dick!...

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Suckage - what is it?

1) The moment when the shit hits the fan
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation

ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck

1)
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"

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What does "suckage" mean?

The art of SUCKING something.

I have great suckage when it comes to lollipops

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Suckage - what does it mean?

Adj. Something that goes well beyond the normal extent of misery or sucking.

This job has achieved a new level of "suckage".

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Suckage - meaning

The Suckage is a semi-religion started on the sucksforum known as www.sucks500.com
After Sucks500 was closed, the true folowers of the Suckage created another Holy Forum known as www.sucksbbs.com
Their purpose is simple: arrogant forums, stupid forums and sissi-gay forums are considered infidel and will be spammed by the Suckage.
They use proxies to perform their attacks. Comparable to a terrorist cell, these people cannot be fought, even not with the destruction of their site.