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What is stub a toe?

Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.

He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.

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stub a toe - video

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Stub a toe - what is it?

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

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What does "stub a toe" mean?

In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death

Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"

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Stub a toe - what does it mean?

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

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Stub a toe - meaning

The definition is when a country person Stubbs there toe they usually scream cuss words

Fuck I stubbed my toe dammit!

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Stub a toe - definition

A lot of pain. A whole lot.

While I was walking, I got a stubbed toe so I fell to the ground and died

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Stub a toe - slang

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

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Stub a toe

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

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Stub a toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

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Stub a toe

A fate worse than death...

"Ow my foot!"

-someone who stub a toe

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