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What is struttin'?
A medium attractive woman who walks around in public with little regard to what she wears as to attract as much attention from men as possible.
Michael: Yo you remember that chick I met the other day?
Kevin: What you mean the one that had her tits and asshole almost hanging out that sucked you off in the bathroom?
Michael: Yep!
Kevin: Haha yeah I remember that Hot Dog Struttin Flooze!
struttin' - meme gif
struttin' - video
Struttin' - what is it?
where u repeatedly shakes your ass at someones face and usually annoys someones and can be funny in a reatarded way
strutter: struttin that ass:
guy: wth are u doing u dumbass u are going to get us kicked out of this nudey bar
strutter: i dont give a hell!! im struttin that ass!!!
What does "struttin'" mean?
When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.
"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"
Struttin' - what does it mean?
The first meaningful step took since Thomas Aquinas on the oldest and greatest philosophical question man has ever been faced with: 'Does God Exist'?
The answer: You'd be so goddamn fucking tired everytime you get to newhope, that you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)... you'll be huh huh!
This breakthrough is in a message which was revealed to the masses by The Strut-Pope Gutter Ass The Third, first of his name, BLESSED BE, and may he NEVER strut away from the light.
Most remarkable is the scientific aspect, which can be elegantly translated to MATHEMATICS. The equation can be expressed thusly: If you got a fucking Mercedes-Benz and you ain't walking, you WILL be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass. In this case you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of 2, or (STA^2). On the other hand, If you be walkin', and you be NOT struttin' that ass, then you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of -1, or (STA^-1).
This is an exciting time to be alive. We are on the precipice of both redemption and damnation. It's time to throw down once and for all and decide which side you are on: The side of the Strut-Pope(STA^0), or the side of the vile Chauvinistic Pigs, who strut that ass however many times they please(STA^∞), entropy and the law of conservation of energy BE DAMNED!
NOTE: If any particular situation is not laid out by the Strut-Pope, as briefly reviewed below, be aware that the default stance is to be struttin' that ass, struttin'(STA^1.7).
Situations whereupon you will be in a negative quantum "Struttin'-That-Ass" co-efficient (STA^-x):
*When you start walking, my friend! And you get ten fifteen miles on the highway you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)! You'd be half dead by time you get there.
*When you walk about fifteen twenty miles, you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1). You'll be so fucking tired you won't hard hold that ass up. . . UNGH!!! You won't be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass(STA^-2)!
Situations whereupon you will be in the "Struttin'-That-Ass" meta-state(STA^x):
*It's a chauvanistic pig attitude that you gonna do something because you work at (mumble-stone), you got a fucking mercedes benz, and you ain't got to walk everyday so you goin' to get out and strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass (STA^5).
*So it's a chauvinistic pig attitude that clinton's got; strut that ass(STA^1).
Struttin' - meaning
Ex.
When you start walking my friend and you get 10 or 15 miles on the highway you wont be STRUTTIN THAT ASS!!!
Struttin' - definition
Livin' with I high feeling of style and regard to your swag. Which can be affiliated with anything positive.
Dude I was struttin' hard through the club
Struttin' - slang
Livin' with I high feeling of style and regard to your swag. Which can be affiliated with anything positive.
Dude I was struttin' hard through the club