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What is strawberries and cream?
Mixture of cum and blood that oozes out of someone’s hole after rough anal sex, which often has a similar texture and color to its namesake. Mostly occurs when taking someone’s anal virginity.
Dude I lost my virginity yestreday and it sucked. That dick left me shitting strawberry ice cream for hours.
strawberries and cream - video
Strawberries and cream - what is it?
the sexual act of a man cumming inside a woman who is on her period and then she pushes it out of her vagina, resulting in a slurry of blood and cum which closely resembles melted strawberry ice cream
#1 How was your date with Stacey, Mr. Charles??
#2 It was splendid really, she was on the blob(period), so we decided to have a STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM session. It ruined her sheets really, but the memory will last longer than our relationship!!!
#1 That's wonderful Mr Charles!! will you be going back for seconds??
#2 Not till next month..........
What does "strawberries and cream" mean?
The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.
Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?
Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream
Strawberries and cream - what does it mean?
After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.
Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.
Strawberries and cream - meaning
When you cum in your girlfriend's vagina when she's on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the cum/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a Strawberries and Cream.
"I gave Betty the strawberries and Cream last night!"
Strawberries and cream - definition
Any mixture of blood and semen. Some go for the 'hur hur alpha route' (blood nose), some are into biting their partners and drooling it onto their cock mid-handjob, or especially kinky partners might go for a blowjob with blood already in their mouth. Any way you slice it (another way of getting blood), it's one of the kinkier acts out there, though coming with a few risks for the unhygienic.
Not to be confused with the dessert.
Andrew's really into his girlfriend giving him strawberries and cream - it's the main reason he decided to date a nurse.
Guy A: Man, I love strawberries and cream.
Guy B: Me too. The pain takes getting used to, though.
Guy A: ... what.
Strawberries and cream - slang
When you eatin a girl out while she on her period, she comes, and she squirt it in your mouth
Last night while I was eating Kelly, she came and gave me some Strawberries and Cream.
Strawberries and cream
The ultimate finish to oral sex. As the man deposits his nut butter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. When executed properly, the bloody nose produced will result in the famed "Strawberries and Cream".
*SPLAT!*
*BAM!*
"Mmmm, I love me some strawberries and cream"
Strawberries and cream
This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.
I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.
Strawberries and cream
1. Blood and ejaculate. Esp. menstral fluid and ejaculate.
After we finished intercorse, I noticed we made strawberries and cream.