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What is strainer?
A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
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Strainer - what is it?
When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure
Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight
What does "strainer" mean?
A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.
Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.
Strainer - what does it mean?
The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!
Strainer - meaning
A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.
In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.
Strainer - definition
The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!
Strainer - slang
A white mustache, goatee or other facial hair worn by someone you are trying to cut down - especially on Facebook.
If a man has a white goatee:
" Hey dick head, shut down the carnival already and maybe look at cleaning out your sperm strainer - it looks full.
Strainer
A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)
1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) Use as warpaint.
6.) Make brownies.
7.) Soft serve icecream.
8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
Strainer
An excruciating bowel movement. Feels like passing a cinder block out your ass. The straining and force required for eventual eradication is beyond compare.
No more cheese braaaaahhh. My guy pipes are blocked up. I'll be on the shitter for an hour with a strainer as it is. Last time I blew a hemorrhoid.
Strainer
An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis.
Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!
Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer