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What is straight people?
Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
straight people - video
Straight people - what is it?
The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
What does "straight people" mean?
An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.
Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"
Straight people - what does it mean?
Person 1: look at those normal citizens
Person 2:nah they just straight people
Straight people - meaning
One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.
Straight people - definition
Disgusting people who have no flavor.
"Wait...are you gay"
"No, I'm a straight people"
Straight people - slang
People of the following characteristics
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄
Straight people
An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps
No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?
Straight people
A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat
Me: straight people are odd