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What is 2069?
1. The exact date and time at which the level known as Final Destination seen in all Super Smash Brothers' series took its first form within the "World of Light".
2. A timestamp that will only be confirmed to exist through chatboxes of given Public Access Network livestreams in 2069.
3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.
Boss, if we don't make it to 4-20-2069, what happens to the Enterprise?
Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.
The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.
2069 - meme gif
2069 - video
2069 - what is it?
4/20/2069 4:20 AM. Fuck me
What does "2069" mean?
The day god will come down from heaven and smoke a blunt with the boys
I can’t wait till 4:20 2069 4/20 !
2069 - what does it mean?
April 20 2069: the day when humanity will rejoice
2069 - meaning
An epic funny number day
"haha funny number"
"what?"
"look at the date."
"June 9th 2069?"
"6/9/69..lmao"
2069 - definition
the day Gamers are elected as senators and have a gamer president with supreme court gamer justices.it is also the day all the xbox live friends you ever had will reunite with you one last time for one final team deathmatch in Rust in MW2.
Zoomer "they said several years ago we would play again tomorrow"
AEoomer "Will you ever see them again dad?"
Zoomer "We will meet again in 4/20/2069...when the most oppressed group is oppressed no more. now come child it is time i teach you how to no-scope.
2069 - slang
National Barney Stinson day
Wear a suit, If you don’t, you will get slapped
It doesn’t count if you wear a blazer , you HAVE to wear a suit on 20 April 2069 *Slap*
2069
The greatest wand that ever existed. Better then fucking Harry Potter's wand. It allows the holder to summon the world's largest penis, 16 inches. Only one niggerstick exists. It is under the current ownership of the Chief Bro Justice. The niggerstick can do anything do not doubt it.
blitzkrieg: lemme look in my spell book
15:19 blitzkrieg: chinktitis nigglosa
15:19 blitzkrieg: try that one
15:21 blitzball574: Chinktitis Nigglosa!
15:21 blitzball574: fuck dude i dont think im casting it right
15:21 blitzkrieg: dude ur wand fukin sucks
15:21 blitzkrieg: u need to get the new niggerstick 2069
2069
2069/4/20 will be the day the world ends
2069
2069 will be the year of porn.