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What is staredown?
Having marital, consensual, heterosexual intercourse while the male stares into his biological mother's eyes, signaling a sign of approval to inseminate the wife.
Jim: Do you actually associate with Serbian culture, or do you just pretend around your family?
Danny: Oh, I truly follow Serbian rules... Matter of fact, my wife and I did a full Serbian Staredown for both of our children.
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Staredown - what is it?
rubbing your eyeball/eyelid on the female pussy
niggaigav my bitch a mean stanky staredown!!!!
What does "staredown" mean?
The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.
Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!
Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
Staredown - what does it mean?
When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.
{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}
Russian staredown ensues.
Staredown - meaning
A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.
If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.
Staredown - definition
The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.
Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.
Staredown - slang
The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.
It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.
Staredown
The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.
Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"
"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"
Staredown
When a black guy stares someone down with a look of pure hatred on his face. This can often be seen performed by black athletes directed toward a referee that has just made a call against them. It is usually preceded by the "niggerish expression of disbelief," which is characterized by a tell tale throwing up of the hands and furrowing of the brow in an extremely confused and angry look, accompanied by the phrase "WHAT THE FUCK?" and, in extreme cases, followed by the athlete purposely falling over backwards and laying on his back dramatically for a few seconds to emphasize the point that he "don't know why the fuck that nigga flagged me son."
Yo, did you see that crucial niggerish staredown Plaxico Burress gave Eli Manning after he was wide open and the pass went to Shockey instead of him?
Staredown
When your pet catches you without your clothes and just stares at you. This action becomes a staring contest where the loser owes the other head. Activity may be accompanied with peanut butter
Yo Devin, me and you parot just had the most epic staredown?
Thats awesome dude