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What is stakeholders?A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with. Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used. stakeholders - meme gifstakeholders - videoStakeholders - what is it?A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening. Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say. What does "stakeholders" mean?When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it. "My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage." Stakeholders - what does it mean?Term used by an unelected government authority to describe Wall Street investment banks, and community members that are invested in the outcome of a public works project by the mere virtue of their privileged sociological status. Dude, whoa. The Clinton years are over. You can't reference 'community members' in that mission statement. It's stakeholders' now. Stakeholders - meaningA term widely used in the corporate environment usually by management or workers aspiring to be managers without any intelligence or sense of how stupid they sound. Boss: Fred, when you get some bandwidth this morning, lets circle back and address the stakeholders of this project. Stakeholders - definitionMeaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable. Example: School Board Meeting: |
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