Definder - what does the word mean?

What is squeeze lemons?

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

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Squeeze lemons - what is it?

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

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What does "squeeze lemons" mean?

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

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Squeeze lemons - what does it mean?

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.

"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."

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Squeeze lemons - meaning

to urinate, or the act of urinating

Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

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Squeeze lemons - definition

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

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Squeeze lemons - slang

When you're fornicating with a girl and you urinate inside of her due to too much sexual arousal and losing control of your bladder.

I just squeeze lemon dropped inside of penny last night. She turned me on I lost control.

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Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner

"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."

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Squeeze lemons

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

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Squeeze lemons

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

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