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What is squanch?

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

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Squanch - what is it?

AKA tatum or grundle

My squanch is sweaty

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What does "squanch" mean?

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

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Squanch - what does it mean?

-Another term for meh, except much better.

Hey do you want to go out to eat at Bombay Sitar tonight?:
Squanch

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Squanch - meaning

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

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Squanch - definition

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

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Squanch - slang

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

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Squanch

A cluster of food trailers. Similar to a pod of dolphins or flock of birds. Squanch only refers to multiple food trailers in a group.

The new thai food trailer in that squanch is really good!

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Squanch

A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.

Man that was a squanch move.

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Squanch

The act of hanging yourself and masturbating at the same time. It is also contextual.

1. Have a Squanch-tastic time!
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)

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