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What is spattered?
Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
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Spattered - what is it?
When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.
Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
What does "spattered" mean?
a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.
it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm
it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.
Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
Spattered - what does it mean?
when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face
Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?
T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself
Spattered - meaning
to cum unexpectedly
sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal
Spattered - definition
1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
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"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
Spattered - slang
spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.
Spattered
To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass
Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl
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Spatter is known as spam tweets on Twitter.
I am tired of the 'You have won a new iPhone' spatter on Twitter.
Spattered
splashed, asperse, bedabble
My bed was spattered with blood.