1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriationculminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate
2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain
Kev: You're not going to fucking believe this. I was completely annihilated last night and shit on my stairs. I thought it was the toilet! I think I was sleepwalking.
Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy.
Used for those crappy subjects that no one wants to study and that are better left unnamed.
A: Hey, wanna see a movie tonight?
B: Sorry, I wish I could. I gotta study for my 2 SOTS midterms tomorrow.
A: Oh damn, thank gauss I don't have any SOTS classes this term.
Sex On Text
it like cybersex and phone sex except u fuck by keying in messages using ur cellphone.. SOT is ideal to do in public places, one way to please yourselves for a while loserβ¦