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What is softcock?
When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
softcock - video
Softcock - what is it?
A half-baked nancy boy/girl who can't keep up with the rest of the crew but purports to be able to.
Susana said she'd go out on the weekend. When she realized she wouldn't be able to keep up, she decided to make other plans. Therefore, Susana is a softcock.
What does "softcock" mean?
When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!
Stop softcocking and down that pint!
Softcock - what does it mean?
People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.
Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.
Softcock - meaning
As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.
Why did he miss our run this morning?
Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.
Softcock - definition
A frigid, sexually inhibited person, pitifully flaccid in ambition and determination.
'Debra was virtually begging him for it.'
'Let me guess, the softcock bailed?'
Softcock - slang
man who cant get a hard on, therefore is a useless cunt, useless cunt therefore being a softcock, softcock can descibe someone who cant or wont do something whatever that might be
my mate could,nt change the tyre on his car, fucking softcock
Softcock
A man who is precious, can't make decisions and lacks balls
That gibbsy is a real softcock
Softcock
1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.
Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.
Softcock
One who is constantly subdued by his partner/wife/fiance to the point where he has no identity of his own, rather just a puppet that she speaks through.
"Geez.. his at home cuddling up to her again"
"Yeah, Sam's such a softcock"