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What is smoke screen?
When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.
Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.
smoke screen - video
Smoke screen - what is it?
when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.
shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.
What does "smoke screen" mean?
As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"
Smoke screen - what does it mean?
Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.
GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
Smoke screen - meaning
n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.
I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.
Smoke screen - definition
That’s a smoke screen
Smoke screen - slang
Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.
The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.
e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!
e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?
yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!
Smoke screen
n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
Smoke screen
The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.
While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.
Smoke screen
Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.
Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.