Definder - what does the word mean?

What is smited?

smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.

Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?

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Smited - what is it?

A beautiful way to destroy someone.

I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!

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What does "smited" mean?

A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.

Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough

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Smited - what does it mean?

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

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Smited - meaning

A term used when murder is just not enough.

Get away from me or I will smite you.

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Smited - definition

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, β€œsmitan” meaning, β€œto smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

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Smited - slang

the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.

im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.

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Smited

A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.

To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.

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Smited

Being so smacked out and high that you cannot function in any normal way. It's as if god has smited you, but this is never a bad feeling. The person who is messed up must be having a good time in order to be smited, and feel as if god has brought he/she up to heaven on the backs of junky dirt horses and a bit of weed.
-i know the past tense of smite is smote, this is not meant to be the past tense of smite, rather a state of being.

after banging...
"i am so smited!"

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Smited

What a moron will say instead of smote.

uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b

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