Definder - what does the word mean?

What is smarm?

To explain something like a total dick

"In a response to Ted Cruz, Mark Hamill said: Thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."

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Smarm - what is it?

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

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What does "smarm" mean?

A coagulate of smooth and warm. Much like the German word gemuetlichkeit smarm has no specific definition. The closest denotation would be that warm feeling at the bottom of your heart and the tingling sensation in your brain when you reminisce about your childhood or a moment of enlightenment.

"Hey Joe, you remember Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?"

"Ahh... I'm feeling all smarmy now."

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Smarm - what does it mean?

When something is made messy or dirty by someone rubbing food into things.

Ugh the baby has smarmed food everywhere!

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Smarm - meaning

Verb: To smarm (someone)

To pull a face that is overtly and knowingly smarmy.

'Did you just smarm me?'

'I just smarmed that girl. She wasn't happy.'

A smarm is usually employed when someone has told you something that they believe is interesting. You can show your disdain for this person by smarming them.

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Smarm - definition

Masculine flirtiness. The facial expression conveying smarm is called the "smarm brow".

That hot guy has so much smarm!

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Smarm - slang

Smarm was the name given to a particularly heavy and cloying hair grease worn by Indian men in the nineteenth century.

Thus a "smarmy" person is cloying, over-ingratiating, oleaginous ("oily"), close, and over-familiar.

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"Who was that man who pretended to know you so well?"

"Oh, Kenneth. Ignore him. He confuses charm with smarm."

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Smarm

The weird gunk inbetween your keyboard keys. Originated in My Pants, the Brotherhood 2.0 forum circa August 2, 2007.

"I turned my keyboard upside down and shook it and all the smarm fell out onto the floor. GROSS!"

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Smarm

Use of extreme angst in a fanfiction. also smarmy.

You can tell this fanfic is smarmy. The heroine's family, best friend, and three cats just died in the first chapter.

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Smarm

Smarm means sleezy,and creepy.also smarmy and smarmball.

"You are such a smarm!"

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