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What is skipper?

The most ultimate pinguin ever to exist.

Racist: I'm going to say the N word!
Skipper: You can't say that thats racist! Mrs. Obama get down!
Racist: Niggaaaaaa-
*White house blows up*

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Skipper - what is it?

a group of people not to be specified at this time; commonly used towards one who acts like a mongoloid

Evan is a skipper, and always tries to act cool.

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What does "skipper" mean?

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

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Skipper - what does it mean?

skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.

My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!

Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.

Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!

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Skipper - meaning

stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.

ill-informed logic, sucks at life.

easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.

That girl skipper, her arms are so hairy. I bet she has a hairy cooch too.

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Skipper - definition

A girl that sleeps around with guys that work on the same funfair

She's such a skipper, she goes from trailer 2 trailer

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Skipper - slang

A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.

"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."

"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."

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Skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper

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Skipper

Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.

Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.

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Skipper

The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.

The skipper looked quite pleased as he directed his boat across the lake.

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