What is skeef?

South African slang for gay. Used mainly by afrikaans-speaking people to refer to homosexuals, especially men.

quit acting skeef you dickhead.

He looks skeef, is he?

fuck off u skeef naai

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Mainly used by highschool girls with giant boobs. yeah, you know who im talking about

I tots deff skeefed her chapstick RIGHT out of her purse

Garth skeeted in the bong then everyone had to smoke skeef.

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

a females that has sex with numerous amounts of men

that bitch is a skeef. i cant belive that bitch fucked my brother

to come into ownership of an item without previously asking the permission of the former owner

There's no way I lost my cell phone. Someone must have skeefed it.

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

woman you wouldn't mind doing.
could be filth or goodlooking

*group of drunken girls stumble out of night club*
group of rowdy lads accross street shout skeef
"skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
"skeef"
"skeef"

To steal or take something that does not belong to you.

"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"