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What is simo?
Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.
He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.
Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....
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simo - video
Simo - what is it?
A synonym of sikmon. A misspelling of Simon. A person who is usually dumb and lazy.
Hey Simos - oh whoops, I meant Simon (or did I?).
What does "simo" mean?
Sad I Missed Out. Past tense of FOMO
I am so SIMO about that concert, my date was such trash.
Simo - what does it mean?
Best friends who have known each other for more than fifteen years
"My simos is the best!"
Simo - meaning
You call people a simo when they are not good to their friends and are being toxic.
Don't be friends with that guy. He's a total simo.
My friend is being a total simo. Yesterday when we were playing games he was calling me an idiot and he was telling me I can't play the game.I hate simos.
Simo - definition
(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.
I want to be simo'd
I'm simoing on you
Simo - slang
Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.
Damn your beard is almost as sexy as Simoses
Simo
1. Gods finest gift to earth.
2. The man of every girls dreams.
3. One hot peice of ass.
I want you Simo.
Simo
Bengali slang for a complete dumbass, someone that is intellectually and proprietarily inept from society and an outcast to civilization.
"Dude, your acting like a Simo right now"
"Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case, but Simo is an ass so I did the race"
"That guy is such a Simo for leaking my IP"
Simo
the hottest ranga ever to walk the earth. hes a gentleman - courteous and polite, but he's so damn sexy that most girls want him. too bad he only goes for one girl, the girl of his dreams...
Girl: "Man, you're so lucky! Why can't I have a Simo?"