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What is shuff?
A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!
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Shuff - what is it?
The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.
Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.
What does "shuff" mean?
When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!
Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
Shuff - what does it mean?
A mixture of the words Sugar and puff (Sugar puff)
Describes someone who sleeps around as they have saggy fanny flaps.
I.e Pull their flaps over there head and make themselves look like a sugar puff.
She sleeps around so much she could pull her flaps over her head and make herself look like a shuff! :P
Shuff - meaning
Derives from the words: Shit and Stuff. Hence Shuff
Brandon, I've got to get my shuff out of your car
Shuff - definition
Ex:I shuffed myself.
Ex:I drank a shuffload of beer then shuffed on a cat.
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Shuff - slang
To defaecate (SHIT) in a paint cup or other container and snort the gases produced, resulting in a trailer trash high.
Person 1: Hey wanna get high?
Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV
Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.
Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
Shuff
A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"
Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
Shuff
(transitive verb) To inappropriately store or deposit an item or items.
The eponymous "shuff" is a systems administrator notorious for collecting old or semi-broken equipment and storing it in shared office space for extended periods of time.
Hey, stop shuffing those tapes in here! The shelf is almost full!
Shuff
derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff" or a derivative of the phrase "shelf stuff"
obnoxious knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, or over-the-top decorative objects
There was nothing practical at the neighbor's garage sale, just a collection of ceramic cat figurines, a couple of chipped vases, and other useless shuff.