What is defaecate?

v. to excrete faeces via the anus;
to shit.

So while this boy racer was poppin' his nizzle ho in da backseat at the mall carpark, I ninjaed over and defaecated in the passenger window. Ownzd.

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The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.