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What is notion?
The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
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Notion - what is it?
A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.
Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"
What does "notion" mean?
A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity
"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)
Notion - what does it mean?
Term used to explain that your just not gonna do it!
Teacher:right david,do ur work an be quiet!
David:miss,I Haven't a notion.
Teacher:get to the principals office.........now!
David:Haven't a buck apes notion.
Notion - meaning
The feeling you receive when an idea is so bad it makes you physically ill.
Man, hearing that they're making another Smurfs movie gives me notion sickness.
Notion - definition
A particular type of item sold along with lotions at Playtime Boutique.
Do they mean lotion?
-No, they have both lotion and notion on the board.
Notion - slang
"Brussel sprouts ketchup, Where did they get that notion from"
Also sufficent to simply state "Fuckin notions"
Notion
The complete and utter lack of a plan, motive, or goal.
The Joker wakes up having no notion of what to do with the next 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds of his existence... "Let's Rob a Bank."
Notion
Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.
"Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised."
Notion
basically a bigger word for idea.
"I had the notion that you'd make me change my ways" - The Spill Canvas