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What is shower curtain?
The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
shower curtain - video
Shower curtain - what is it?
This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.
No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.
What does "shower curtain" mean?
A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.
I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!
Shower curtain - what does it mean?
A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
Shower curtain - meaning
Cum towel for the shower.
Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.
Shower curtain - definition
The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.
It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.
Shower curtain - slang
“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
Shower curtain
When you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you.
"I gave her a hot plate and she gave me a shower curtain. It was pretty hot."
Shower curtain
Your last resort when you're taking a shit at a friends house and there's no ass wipe.
Sitting in the bathroom at a house of someone I don't know.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.
Shower curtain
After you take a piss and shake it off, when you zip your pants back up and your tinkle goes down either leg of your pants and and hits the sides. Causing small wet spots.
Bob" Jeeeze, dan take long enough? what you do drop a duece?
Dan: Nah man. I took a piss and didn't shake it well enough and got a shower curtain. So i had to stand under the hand dryer to dy it off.
Bob: OOOOO!! Owned!