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What is show dog?
A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.
A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"
Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"
Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*
-In the near distance-
Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"
Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
show dog - video
Show dog - what is it?
The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
What does "show dog" mean?
Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist
Show dog - what does it mean?
Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.
A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."
Show dog - meaning
A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.
Breast cancer awareness? More like Dog show day today awareness.
Show dog - definition
Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.
You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!
Show dog - slang
To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.
How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.
Show dog
a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.
Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'
Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
Show dog
The pretty female friend used by men to get noticed by other females.
He doesn't really want a relationship with you. You are his show dog to make other females notice.
Show dog
female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.
show dog is being quite good today, she gave me a blowjob