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What is shoehorning?
when a dudes erect penis curves upward and looks like a shoehorn
"Check out mikes shoehorn, that thing is made to make em moan!"
shoehorning - meme gif
shoehorning - video
Shoehorning - what is it?
A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam
"You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn"
What does "shoehorning" mean?
the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.
guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."
Shoehorning - what does it mean?
1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle
"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
Shoehorning - meaning
A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.
My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline.
Shoehorning - definition
To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.
A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.
Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time?
Shoehorning - slang
The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.
Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac?
Fag:No, What?
Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.
Shoehorning
"To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car."
"Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!"
Shoehorning
Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted
His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased
Shoehorning
To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong
"I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games."