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What is Cock Block?
Someone who messes with your sex game!
Someone who stops you from getting pussy on purpose!
Man, that dude is a cock block!
Cock Block - video
Cock Block - what is it?
Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.
Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
What does "Cock Block" mean?
Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
Cock Block - what does it mean?
The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
Cock Block - meaning
n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.
My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.
Cock Block - definition
An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed
Dude 1: Dude I pulled a cock block last night in a fight!
Dude 2: Dude, that's gay.
Cock Block - slang
A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.
During science my class cock blocked john and me.
Cock Block
In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.
Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*
Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!
Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
Cock Block
Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block!"
COCK BLOCK!
Cock Block
To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.
You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.